Don’t mess with a MALAYALEE! 😎

A MALAYALEE lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client, Kesavan merely inserted his right arm into the window and removed a
few trifling articles. His right arm is not his total self, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the learned Judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's right arm to 5 year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant, Kesavan, smiled. With his Lawyer's assistance he detached his right artificial arm, laid it on the bench and walked out a free man.

Don't mess with a MALAYALEE! 😎


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