Strip Down to Your Waist - Doctors Joke

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. 

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 

"Breast-fed" she replied. 

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He  pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. 

Motioning her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." 

I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma but I'm glad I came."


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